"No girls, honest! I'm not mad at you for turning off the hot water." said
Des.
The girls see her color isn't black anymore, so they gingerly come out of
their hiding places, (just how did Onyx get all the way in the cookie jar,
anyway?), and for the next 2 weeks things are pretty calm and normal.
(Well, what passes for normal, anyways.....)
One day Des comes in the kitchen, looking VERY satisfied.
"Say girls, take a look at this!"
(Shows them a 12-inch dildo hooked up to a "Die Hard" battery.)
"Can we try it?" "Please?" "Oh pleeease...."
"Well, ok."
So all three are in their room, having a grand old time with Des' new toy.
And.......
It suddenly stops working.
Natasha takes it apart, and finds a note, and a little flashing red light.
"The note says, 'Look up.'"
All three look up at the ceiling, where a second flashing red light is going
off.
Some low-power prima cord explodes, shattering a false ceiling in the room.
100 gallons of ice water is dumped all over the girls.
After the girls stop screaming, Des can be heard outside:
"Muhuhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"
Received on Sun Jan 13 2002 - 06:12:18 CST