--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "Ross Sauer" <patch_at_b...> wrote:
> "No girls, honest! I'm not mad at you for turning off the hot
water." said
> Des.
>
> The girls see her color isn't black anymore, so they gingerly come
out of
> their hiding places, (just how did Onyx get all the way in the
cookie jar,
> anyway?), and for the next 2 weeks things are pretty calm and
normal.
> (Well, what passes for normal, anyways.....)
>
> One day Des comes in the kitchen, looking VERY satisfied.
>
> "Say girls, take a look at this!"
> (Shows them a 12-inch dildo hooked up to a "Die Hard" battery.)
>
> "Can we try it?" "Please?" "Oh pleeease...."
>
> "Well, ok."
>
> So all three are in their room, having a grand old time with Des'
new toy.
>
> And.......
>
> It suddenly stops working.
>
> Natasha takes it apart, and finds a note, and a little flashing red
light.
>
> "The note says, 'Look up.'"
>
> All three look up at the ceiling, where a second flashing red light
is going
> off.
>
> Some low-power prima cord explodes, shattering a false ceiling in
the room.
> 100 gallons of ice water is dumped all over the girls.
>
> After the girls stop screaming, Des can be heard outside:
>
> "Muhuhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"
HaHa, that's good! What a sequel!
-Brandon Payne
Received on Mon Jan 14 2002 - 07:27:48 CST