----- Original Message -----
From: jmhcustomart <jmhcustomart_at_yahoo.com>
To: <SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Monday, January 14, 2002 3:29 AM
Subject: [SkunkworksAMA] Re: Des gets even.......
> --- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "Ross Sauer" <patch_at_b...> wrote:
> > "No girls, honest! I'm not mad at you for turning off the hot
> water." said
> > Des.
> >
> > The girls see her color isn't black anymore, so they gingerly come
> out of
> > their hiding places, (just how did Onyx get all the way in the
> cookie jar,
> > anyway?), and for the next 2 weeks things are pretty calm and
> normal.
> > (Well, what passes for normal, anyways.....)
> >
> > One day Des comes in the kitchen, looking VERY satisfied.
> >
> > "Say girls, take a look at this!"
> > (Shows them a 12-inch dildo hooked up to a "Die Hard" battery.)
> >
> > "Can we try it?" "Please?" "Oh pleeease...."
> >
> > "Well, ok."
> >
> > So all three are in their room, having a grand old time with Des'
> new toy.
> >
> > And.......
> >
> > It suddenly stops working.
> >
> > Natasha takes it apart, and finds a note, and a little flashing red
> light.
> >
> > "The note says, 'Look up.'"
> >
> > All three look up at the ceiling, where a second flashing red light
> is going
> > off.
> >
> > Some low-power prima cord explodes, shattering a false ceiling in
> the room.
> > 100 gallons of ice water is dumped all over the girls.
> >
> > After the girls stop screaming, Des can be heard outside:
> >
> > "Muhuhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!"
>
> Heh heh heh. Cute story, man. That sounds like Des, all right.
>
> --JMH
Thanks.
Sometimes the muse of creative writing hits me in the head with a 2 x 4. <G>
Received on Mon Jan 14 2002 - 01:54:36 CST