OT...well, it DOES involve a dog...
Here's a story I had to share...This guy definitely
wins the Stupid Lottery of the Week...
Some yuppie goes out and buys a $70,000 dollar Lexus
SUV (I dunno why, either), at about $800 a month. So,
first weekend he has it, he decides to take his buddy
out duck hunting in it. So they drive to a lake, but
the lake is frozen over solid.
So solid, they drive the SUV OUT ONTO THE ICE (duh).
So here they are on the ice, the two hunters, and
their Ladrador Retreiver. The yuppie who owns the SUV
decides that instead of chopping the ice up to make a
water hole to attract the ducks, he'll simply use some
heavy-duty firecrackers he had, with a 45-second fuse.
(second duh).
So he lights the fuse, raises his arm, throws the
explosive...and as soon as it's out of his hand, the
Labrador does what it's been trained to do...fetch.
The dog runs out, catching the explosive before it
even hits the ground, and starts to trot back happily
to it's master, proudly clutching the firecraker.
Panicked, the hunters decide to shoot the dog, to stop
it from getting any closer (three duhs, you're out).
The dog, of course, dosen't know what's happening, so
he runs and hides...under the SUV! The firecracker
explodes, killing the dog, and cracking the ice,
nicely sending the $70,000 SUV to the bottom of the
lake.
I think natural selection let these two brain surgeons
slip through the cracks, kids. Damn you, Darwin.
~The Indespensible F.J. Emerson~
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