--- Fox Emerson <finalfoxx_at_yahoo.com> wrote:
> Here's a story I had to share...This guy definitely
> wins the Stupid Lottery of the Week...
>
> Some yuppie goes out and buys a $70,000 dollar Lexus
> SUV (I dunno why, either), at about $800 a month.
> So,
> first weekend he has it, he decides to take his
> buddy
> out duck hunting in it. So they drive to a lake, but
> the lake is frozen over solid.
>
> So solid, they drive the SUV OUT ONTO THE ICE (duh).
>
> So here they are on the ice, the two hunters, and
> their Ladrador Retreiver. The yuppie who owns the
> SUV
> decides that instead of chopping the ice up to make
> a
> water hole to attract the ducks, he'll simply use
> some
> heavy-duty firecrackers he had, with a 45-second
> fuse.
> (second duh).
>
> So he lights the fuse, raises his arm, throws the
> explosive...and as soon as it's out of his hand, the
> Labrador does what it's been trained to do...fetch.
> The dog runs out, catching the explosive before it
> even hits the ground, and starts to trot back
> happily
> to it's master, proudly clutching the firecraker.
>
> Panicked, the hunters decide to shoot the dog, to
> stop
> it from getting any closer (three duhs, you're out).
> The dog, of course, dosen't know what's happening,
> so
> he runs and hides...under the SUV! The firecracker
> explodes, killing the dog, and cracking the ice,
> nicely sending the $70,000 SUV to the bottom of the
> lake.
>
> I think natural selection let these two brain
> surgeons
> slip through the cracks, kids. Damn you, Darwin.
>
> ~The Indespensible F.J. Emerson~
>Phoenix18700
Now thats Funny, Too bad for the dog but a good
story.
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Received on Wed Jan 16 2002 - 13:33:51 CST