Just to maintain my brother's legacy as a
parody-writer, I've got to throw my hat into the ring
with this one.
Should be noticed that little is changed between the
parody and the original - that's intentional since,
never having heard the song, I have to guess at most
of the rhythm. Apologies to Loudon Wainwright III.
Inspired in part by the story we got a bit back. :)
*hears the sound of the mob gathering for writing this
drivel*
Oops, gotta go!
Parodied Lyrics:
Dead Skunk(ette)
( Jason Leisemann )
Crossin' the highway late last night
She shoulda looked left and she shoulda looked right
She didn't see the Jim's bike bearin' down,
The skunkette got squashed into the ground!
You got yer
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
Take a whiff on him, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
You got yer
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
She messed with the 'pine just once too much,
On a moonlight night she was really in dutch.
Now Lori's learned not to have the bikes break,
A tire's more than even she can take!
You got yer
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!
C'mon stink!
You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle!
Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
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Jason KW Leisemann, owner of
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Received on Tue Feb 05 2002 - 17:14:13 CST