--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., Jason Leisemann <jkwleisemann_at_y...> wrote:
> Parodied Lyrics:
>
> Dead Skunk(ette)
> ( Jason Leisemann )
>
> Crossin' the highway late last night
> She shoulda looked left and she shoulda looked right
> She didn't see the Jim's bike bearin' down,
> The skunkette got squashed into the ground!
>
> You got yer
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Stinkin' to high Heaven!
>
> Take a whiff on him, that ain't no rose!
> Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
> You don't have to look and you don't have to see
> 'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
>
> You got yer
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Stinkin' to high Heaven!
>
> She messed with the 'pine just once too much,
> On a moonlight night she was really in dutch.
> Now Lori's learned not to have the bikes break,
> A tire's more than even she can take!
>
> You got yer
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Stinkin' to high Heaven!
>
> C'mon stink!
>
> You got it!
> It's dead, it's in the middle
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle!
> Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> Stinkin' to high heaven!
> All over the road, technicolor man!
> Oh, you got pollution
> It's dead, it's in the middle
> And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
I think I saw your name in the girls' little red book. The black
book is for prospective boyfriends. The red one is for prospective
food. I'll try to keep them locked up, but I can't make any
promises. Might want to change your name to "Sven" and move to
Sweden or something, man... ;)
--JMH
Received on Tue Feb 12 2002 - 03:06:48 CST