Muhahahahaahhha........shows how long since I checked the message
boards I am on, so far, seems worth commenting to me, this is funny.
:-D Muahhahhaaha, no more problems for Jim after that......except
maybe murder. :-) Oh well, it's just a joke, and now I have to run
before I end up being hunted down.........
JH (always used this, but I will change for this group, if need to)
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "jmhcustomart" <jmhcustomart_at_y...> wrote:
> --- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., Jason Leisemann <jkwleisemann_at_y...>
wrote:
> > Parodied Lyrics:
> >
> > Dead Skunk(ette)
> > ( Jason Leisemann )
> >
> > Crossin' the highway late last night
> > She shoulda looked left and she shoulda looked right
> > She didn't see the Jim's bike bearin' down,
> > The skunkette got squashed into the ground!
> >
> > You got yer
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Stinkin' to high Heaven!
> >
> > Take a whiff on him, that ain't no rose!
> > Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
> > You don't have to look and you don't have to see
> > 'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory
> >
> > You got yer
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Stinkin' to high Heaven!
> >
> > She messed with the 'pine just once too much,
> > On a moonlight night she was really in dutch.
> > Now Lori's learned not to have the bikes break,
> > A tire's more than even she can take!
> >
> > You got yer
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > You got yer dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Stinkin' to high Heaven!
> >
> > C'mon stink!
> >
> > You got it!
> > It's dead, it's in the middle
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle!
> > Dead skunk(ette) in the middle of the road
> > Stinkin' to high heaven!
> > All over the road, technicolor man!
> > Oh, you got pollution
> > It's dead, it's in the middle
> > And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!
>
> I think I saw your name in the girls' little red book. The black
> book is for prospective boyfriends. The red one is for prospective
> food. I'll try to keep them locked up, but I can't make any
> promises. Might want to change your name to "Sven" and move to
> Sweden or something, man... ;)
>
> --JMH
Received on Fri Feb 15 2002 - 01:26:04 CST