--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "jmhcustomart" <jmhcustomart_at_y...> wrote:
> The girls aren't old enough to drink (legal age is 18 in that
> particular reality). Thank whatever powers-that-be. I can't
imagine
> how hellacious they'd be when drunk!
Hey! Now that's an idea........! Oh....Oh no....I can't help it!
Jim drove down main street and quickly saw that a sizable crowd had
gathered with the police cordoning off the area. There were also some
firefighters on standby along with a SWAT team ready to move in. He
got out and checked to see what all the commotion was over.
"It's three skunk girls," stated a man, "They're drunk and causing so
much mayhem!".
'Oh for the love of God no!', Jim thought as his heart skipped a beat
and started hyperventilating. His face had the look of sheer horror.
He could smell their spray in the air.
"Hey you're their guardian!", yelled a woman furiously as she pointed
at him, her hair in disarray and potions of her shirt and jeans
shredded.
All eyes were now upon him. Some police officers were heading towards
him. Jim wanted so much to run away and leave the state.
"What have they done now!?", he sobbed.
The police filled him in on the details. It had seemed that the girls
had made some moonshine and got smashed on it. They then proceeded to
hotwire a car, launch it through the air and into a shopping center.
Leave the scene and sprayed everyone they could get close to as they
stripped off their own clothes. Steal a transport truck and smash
that into the car they had totalled. Knock a statue over and tried to
seduce it. Get it on with a fire hose. Harrassed some men and women,
even going as far as to rip off portions of their clothing.
Jim was in a trance from hearing it all and didn't even bother
listening to the rest of their offences as he walked forward towards
a scene that looked like a riot had happened.....
Anyone else?
-Brandon Payne
Received on Thu Apr 18 2002 - 11:35:32 CDT