Now that things are a little less grim since Jim himself replied, I
think we all can do something this very second. Let's laugh again.
Come on folk's! Let's do it! If not for Jim's sake, then for this
group's sake! That's what this yahoogroup is all about, isn't it? And
it is said that laughter is the best medicine? So I'm reposting this
to get it all started again.
> --- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "jmhcustomart" <jmhcustomart_at_y...> wrote:
> > The girls aren't old enough to drink (legal age is 18 in that
> > particular reality). Thank whatever powers-that-be. I can't
> imagine
> > how hellacious they'd be when drunk!
>
> Hey! Now that's an idea........! Oh....Oh no....I can't help it!
>
> Jim drove down main street and quickly saw that a sizable crowd had
> gathered with the police cordoning off the area. There were also
some
> firefighters on standby along with a SWAT team ready to move in. He
> got out and checked to see what all the commotion was over.
>
> "It's three skunk girls," stated a man, "They're drunk and causing
so
> much mayhem!".
>
> 'Oh for the love of God no!', Jim thought as his heart skipped a
beat
> and started hyperventilating. His face had the look of sheer
horror.
> He could smell their spray in the air.
>
> "Hey you're their guardian!", yelled a woman furiously as she
pointed
> at him, her hair in disarray and potions of her shirt and jeans
> shredded.
>
> All eyes were now upon him. Some police officers were heading
towards
> him. Jim wanted so much to run away and leave the state.
>
> "What have they done now!?", he sobbed.
>
> The police filled him in on the details. It had seemed that the
girls
> had made some moonshine and got smashed on it. They then proceeded
to
> hotwire a car, launch it through the air and into a shopping
center.
> Leave the scene and sprayed everyone they could get close to as
they
> stripped off their own clothes. Steal a transport truck and smash
> that into the car they had totalled. Knock a statue over and tried
to
> seduce it. Get it on with a fire hose. Harrassed some men and
women,
> even going as far as to rip off portions of their clothing.
>
> Jim was in a trance from hearing it all and didn't even bother
> listening to the rest of their offences as he walked forward
towards
> a scene that looked like a riot had happened.....
>
> Anyone else?
>
> -Brandon Payne
Received on Sat Apr 20 2002 - 06:16:23 CDT