This Ought To Liven Things Up

From: payne_brandon <payne_brandon_at_yahoo.ca>
Date: Fri, 24 May 2002 17:52:42 -0000

The skunk trio were heading down to the beach on that hot sunny day,
along with Jim. The beach was fairly crowded so there was a little
trouble finding a spot. Finally, they found one and spread out their
blanket.

"I'll be back in a while," said Jim as he was checking out his
money. "I'm just going to get something to eat. I'll get you some
stuff too. Behave.".

The girls sat there ogling the guys (and girls). When suddenly
Natasha noticed someone and pointed them out.

"Isn't that the girl who slapped Jim's face over our photos?".

"Why yes it," sneered Lori. "Come on, let's go and have a talk with
her.".

"But Jim told us to stay here.", said Onyx.

"But straightening this mess out with her will please Jim.", said
Lori. Then whispered something to the girls.

"Okay," said Natasha. "But there's gonna be hell to pay.".

They approached the woman, who was alone.

"Hey you," said Lori gruffly. "Remember us? From the photos you
slapped in our friend's face?".

The woman's eyes widened for a moment. "Yeah, I remember.", she said
warily.

"Get up now," commanded Lori. "And come with us to appologize to
him.".

"I'm not going anywhere with you little whores," retorted the
woman. "You're a bunch of screwed up shitass's. I should slap your
faces for those vile pictures instead. Your mama must be one fucked
up whore herself.".

The girls snarled with rage at her. At lightening speed, they grabbed
her and ripped her bathing suit off, leaving her stark naked....

(Anyone else wanna add on...? Ohhhhhh Scraaaaaaaaapperrrrrrrrrr.
MwaHahahahaha)

-Brandon Payne
Received on Fri May 24 2002 - 11:07:54 CDT

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