I *had* to reply to this one...
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "payne_brandon" <payne_brandon_at_y...> wrote:
>snip<
> The girls snarled with rage at her. At lightening speed, they
grabbed
> her and ripped her bathing suit off, leaving her stark naked....
"You little bitches!" screamed Holly, her face turning red with
rage and embarrassment.
"You don't even know the half of it, sweetheart," mumbled Lori.
She threw the woman's bikini top to Natasha (who already had the
woman's bathing suit bottom).
"Give me those!" hollered the woman, trying her level best to cover
herself up.
"No need to be so modest," smiled Onyx, pulling the beach towel
from the woman's hands, exposing her, once again, to everyone on the
beach.
"Hold her down, Onyx. You ready, Tasha?" asked Lori.
"Yup." replied Natasha, draping the woman's clothing over the back
rest of a lounger beach chair. Lori had her back turned towards the
chair, while Natasha guided her.
"A little more to the left. A little more. Right...there! Okay,
Lori," she said. Onyx looked up from her place on the ground, where
she had the flailing woman pinned.
Lori dropped her shorts, hiked up her tail, and bent over.
Suddenly, a high-pressure shot of skunk spray streaked across the
distance, covering the woman's clothing with its foul-smelling, oily
substance. Lori glanced behind her again and fired off another shot,
drenching the clothing. Natasha backed up quickly, as the smell was
quite overpowering.
Holly screamed in horror at what the skunks had just done. Lori
pulled her pants back up, glancing at a few onlookers and
growling "You want some o' this too?" Onyx released the woman and
joined her sisters quickly.
Holly scrambled to her discarded beach blanket.
"You ruined my $350.00 bathing suit, you little shit!" she
screamed. Lori began to turn away from the woman, but Natasha
grabbed her arm.
"Please, allow me," she said, suddenly dropping her bottoms and
hosing down the woman's beach blanket with her spray. Holly screamed
again, then began gagging.
The sisters returned to their spot on the beach. Jim approached a
few moments later, food in hand.
"What's up with that ruckus down there?" he asked.
"Some lady went berserk," replied Onyx. The sisters watched as
lifeguards and 3 policemen approached the lady. They listened
carefully.
"Ma'am, this is a public beach. Nudity is forbidden here."
"But I--"
"Jesus Christ, Dave! What the hell do you have here, lady?" gagged
one cop.
"It's not me! It's--"
"Damn, dude. Somebody needs to fuckin' douche," laughed one
lifeguard. Holly stared at the men incredulously.
The police arrested her for misconduct, indecent exposure, and for
transporting possibly lethal biohazardous materials. Jim and the
sisters watched the police cart the screaming woman away.
"Huh," started Jim, "Isn't that the broad who slapped me for those
pictures?"
The skunks peered at the woman.
"Looks like it," said Lori.
"Oh well," muttered Jim, "I always figured she was messed up in the
head anyway. People like that generally are."
He sat down beside the girls. He set the bag of food beside him.
"Okay. Now who's hungry?"
--THE END?--
That was a good one, Brandon! Thanks!
--Jim Hardiman
Received on Sat May 25 2002 - 15:05:59 CDT