Warning: Intense Silliness Follows...
The furs over at Zig Zag's Fan Club And Studio
(http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZZFCandS/) want to see who's really
supreme: The infamous Zig Zag or Lori, Onyx and Natasha. Well, we're
going to find out by staging a good old fashioned yifffight over at
Furry Fight Farm...
Imagine this: The Barn (our arena) is packed to capacity. The steel
cage has been lowered over our double-sized center ring. Inside the
ring, boxes of adult toys have placed in each corner. An olympic-
sized plastic kiddie wading pool sits in the middle of the ring.
Buckets of Wesson oil, chocolate pudding, and cole slaw surround it.
Instead of the usual harsh white overhead lighting, colored
spotlights illuminate the ring...
Lori, Onyx, and Natasha enter the ring first. Their entry music
is "Welcome To The Jungle". They are pumped and ready to go!
There is a pause.
Zig Zag and her crew stroll down the aisle to the tune of "We Are
The Champions". Loyally following behind Ziggy are the Mousey Love
Girls, Wyne and Chez (What? Three against one is not fair!). They
climb into the ring and both teams immediately begin to taunt and
bait each other.
Then the special referee, Sheila Vixen makes her entry, climbs into
the ring, and instructs the stagehands to padlock the door shut.
Sheila then takes the wireless mic and tells the audience the rules:
"None. This is a no-holes-barred match."
Then Sheila tells the audience what the victory conditions are:
"Furs are counted out as soon as they cum. When all the members of
one team are counted out, the other team wins."
Finally, Sheila throws in the little side bet both teams made:
"Losers have to entertain the audience!"
Sheila steps to one side, counts to three, and signals for the bell
to ring. Both teams rush each other...
Vote for either Skunkworks or ZZ Studios to win by going to the
Furry Fight Farm Polls
(http://groups.yahoo.com/group/furryfightfarm/).
May the best furs win!
Received on Sun Jun 23 2002 - 13:11:38 CDT