--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "coelacanth1938" <chacoanasazi_at_a...> wrote:
>
> Warning: Intense Silliness Follows...
>
> The furs over at Zig Zag's Fan Club And Studio
> (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ZZFCandS/) want to see who's really
> supreme: The infamous Zig Zag or Lori, Onyx and Natasha. Well,
we're
> going to find out by staging a good old fashioned yifffight over at
> Furry Fight Farm...
>
> Imagine this: The Barn (our arena) is packed to capacity. The
steel
> cage has been lowered over our double-sized center ring. Inside the
> ring, boxes of adult toys have placed in each corner. An olympic-
> sized plastic kiddie wading pool sits in the middle of the ring.
> Buckets of Wesson oil, chocolate pudding, and cole slaw surround
it.
> Instead of the usual harsh white overhead lighting, colored
> spotlights illuminate the ring...
>
> Lori, Onyx, and Natasha enter the ring first. Their entry music
> is "Welcome To The Jungle". They are pumped and ready to go!
>
> There is a pause.
>
> Zig Zag and her crew stroll down the aisle to the tune of "We Are
> The Champions". Loyally following behind Ziggy are the Mousey Love
> Girls, Wyne and Chez (What? Three against one is not fair!). They
> climb into the ring and both teams immediately begin to taunt and
> bait each other.
>
> Then the special referee, Sheila Vixen makes her entry, climbs
into
> the ring, and instructs the stagehands to padlock the door shut.
> Sheila then takes the wireless mic and tells the audience the rules:
>
> "None. This is a no-holes-barred match."
>
> Then Sheila tells the audience what the victory conditions are:
>
> "Furs are counted out as soon as they cum. When all the members of
> one team are counted out, the other team wins."
>
> Finally, Sheila throws in the little side bet both teams made:
>
> "Losers have to entertain the audience!"
>
> Sheila steps to one side, counts to three, and signals for the
bell
> to ring. Both teams rush each other...
>
> Vote for either Skunkworks or ZZ Studios to win by going to the
> Furry Fight Farm Polls
> (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/furryfightfarm/).
>
> May the best furs win!
I wouldn't want to bet against either side. Though I'd love to be
there to watch the fun and frolics. Hell, maybe I'd vote for the
vixen!
Received on Sun Jun 23 2002 - 20:51:20 CDT