Re: Art for Rant

From: furryfelon <furryfelon_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 01 Aug 2002 19:09:16 -0000

--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., "shad_devil" <Shad_Devil_at_g...> wrote:

Howdy Shad-Devil.
The Mices main & only Panther guy.

> Yepp, that's much better Humpty..err..Herbie Bear, ma Furry Man >;P

Well anything to make you happy old boy. >;)
 
> O.o; Uhh..explain that to me....I know what for the SC

Damn straight you should know the Best Sipping whiskey in the lower 48
Hell I was drinking it underage when I was stationed in Germany
during my Army days & NATO. Sigh! those were the <sinff> Real good
old days, There I was statained in the best beer making country in
the world and I couldn't drink a damn drop of it as I'm allergic to
hops! How do we spell ARGH! So I hit the harder stuff, You know in
the Army underages soldiers can drink, although its frowned on most
officers look the other way, Hey if your old enough to fight and die
for the good old USA then you should be able to have a good stiff
belt every now and then.

> is but why Dr.
> Pepper? As far as I know that's a sort of Coke...

Mr down here calling Dr. Pepper a Coke is fighting words and "Oops"
Sorry thats calling a Coke a Pespi is fighting words, Were I come
from boys drank Coke and girls drank Pespi and that's just the way it
was back then. But the big boys drank Dr. Pepper as it was better
than Coke or Pespi and it not only kept you regular (It uses prune
juice) but best of all it was bottled in good old Atlanta Georgia,
And us southern boys stayed loyal to anything made in the south, As
Coke & Pespi were Northern companys. :(P
Any way someone gotta keep Dr. Pepper going and this good old boy is
doing his damndest!

> Not that that will prevent me from buying ya double that if it gets
> me a view at that stuff ^.^

Damn straight you will if you ever want to see those secret drawing I
have. By the way you being of the male feline persuasion I would
really appreciate you not marking them as your territory when you
roll around in them. Thanks!
 
> Uhhhh...didn't thought of THAT one...I like how your sinister Mind
> works :)

Damn straight! You gotta keep one step ahead of the furry artists to
keep them under your control.
Mind you Black mail doesn't work with Jim as he just laughs and
says "Go ahead I could use the free publicity" oh yes and that goes
Ditto for Des, Its not nice to even try and black mail her as she'll
just draw up something real nasty about you and the whole furry world
is laughing at you not with you.
 
> I remember...ohh, how I remember...but that is more a Special
> occasion. I mean, what did YOU pay Jim last time you got a Sketch
> from him on a Con? 20-30$?

Nope $450 Mind you it was for a full color printable piece that
hopefully will be available as a print next year. :D
But for a B&W sketch I was charged $30 Which by the way is cheap
compared to what sone other artists charge who are not half as
talented as Jim.

> Huh? Okay...NOW I know that either my Brain leaks like Swiss Cheese
> or I definitely missed something! WHAT SAMA-BIBLE?? Et tu, Brutus!
> And here I thought there was no such torturing thing as backheld
> Art with Jim! Argh...my Heart breaks..no CRUMBLES! :(

OOPPS! I just realized The Skunkworks AMS Bible was suposed to be a
secret. Ah!! Just forget I told you about it, so keep it under your
hat ok. (;
 
> Hey, gime some slack here...I was only 6 Months in America in
> total...and not a single minute was spent in School or a Historical
> Museum.

Sorry Panther Man! But if your going to spend six months in the good
old US of A you better get to know some of our history. As boy oh
boy we got lots of it. (; Well maybe not as much as Germany has as
you folks have been around since the Romans decided to take a little
walk in the Totenburg Forest with 3 legions and came out the other
side with less than a company. Boy you Germans kicked butt during
those 3 nasty days in April around 15 AD
But you have to admit for a country as young as ours we got a whole
mess of real good history.

(Rather I went to that nifty Lil' Amusement Park in Tennesee and the
Jack Daniel's original Factory...that nice one with the cool
> shady-cave with the spring in it ^.^)

Well Jack Daniel's will do if there's no Southern Comfort to be had.
(;

> Btw...that picture ya just gave me is truely twisted...a 105 year
old Herbie and...well...over fifty year old Mice...this a site to
> behold...or to ban from one's mind ;P

Over 50 year old mice! Hell the girls are both 65 & 68 right now,
Hey I'm the spring chicken at 53! Didn't they ever tell you they were
both great grandmoms?
Oh boy did they ever pull the wool over your eyes, Ha!! Hell if
the word got out that they were really two old grey haired grannys
who like to fool the younger fans into thinking they were two young
21 year olds their Group membership would sink faster than the
Titanic!
***********NOTE ONLY KIDDING*********THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME WHEN
THEY SEE THIS!!! Ha!!

> Uhh...sure, what about the REAL story behind Custer's famous fight
at Little Big Horn...you know, where the Mice's ancestors managed to
> yiff half of his men to death...>;P

Well if you really want to know about Col. Custer & his men at the
Little big horn then send me a private e-mail as its going to take up
a lot of cyber space to tell "The True Story" But I'll give you a
little hint, If Custer had won that battle he would have been the
next President of the United States right after U.S.Grant And he
knew this as he went into the battle as glory wins votes.
As for the bit about the Mices ancestors yiffing Custers men, Well
unless some of those boys came from Missouri or Quebec Canada I don't
think the mices ancestors had anything to do with them yankee boys.

> Plan C? Nooooooooooooo! Not a Plan C! I hate that...why can't pple
> stop with Plan B...-.-

Stopping after plan B fails is not the American way! Hell we'll go
all the way to plan Z if we have to, We never let anything stop us
until we get the job done.
 
> The question is...why would he WANT to call his dog? I, as a
Panther and member of the proud family of Felidae (btw, there's one
of the VERY few good Cartoon-Movies from Germany/France with the
same name: Felidae), can't see the worthiness of a Dog...

Well most of America are dog lovers, Even the mice has a large
Wolf/Husky cross they call Nucky. They have a Ferret with tail rings
so they call him Chester, and they now have a grey kitten the call
Deck. Now I bet you can't guess who those two are named after.
As for me I got about 6 wild Raccoons living in the attic of my
garage and they are enough pets for me. But I would like to have a
pet female skunk which I would name Onyx.

> *covers ears of the Cubs* SIR! I have to ask to NOT utter this
worst name of all worse names again...

OOPPS! Sorry my bad again O_o


> > If fact Michele Light and Jim were supposed to be doing a
portfolio togeter some time in the future and I think it should be
called The Good the Bad & The Spoogy. (; Man I can't wait to see it.
 
> Are ya pulling my Tail here? o.o;

Well Yes and No as Jim about it. Ha!!

> Well, that certainly helped...I heard things about his friends and
> Des...but I, for one, have found my Perversion all myself...sadly I
> didn't have any Drawing-Talent -.-

Hey keep trying with the drawing, Even Jim drew stick furrys when he
first took up a pencil to draw. It was only at age 5 when everyone
started to get worried when he started drawing female skunks with
noticeable genitally. <KIDDING!!>

> Oooops...you know, it just occured to me that the shortcut would be
> HB BH....which would be literally "Cigarette-Bra's" O.o;
> (HB=Cigarette-brand; BH=german shortcut for Büstenhalter=Bra)

Hey even better. (;
 
> Wellll....have to let ya down...the Mice told me already! HAH!
> I just had pushed that thought outta me Brain...but now it's back
and it...*gasp* settles! ARGH! O.o;

Damn those blabber mouth Mice!! (:

> Ohhh...THAT...well, I kinda let my instincts drive me and 'pounced'
> the Mice when they mailed me...and well, they made a mess of
> themselves in surprise. Guess who had to clean it up afterwards.
> The Pounce is a bit like the enthusiastic greeting of a Dog...just
> that the Panther is pouncing from behind, surprising the Pouncees...
> After 2-3 mails, I decided to compromise and changed my
> Greeting...too much Clean-Up Duty, you surely understand...

Well Mr. Pouncing Panther I have a big mess in front of my computer
that has your name on it for clean up duty.

> You LOVE to torture my brain with ridiculous thoughts, huh?

Why yes I do, Is it that noticeable?

> Nah..better not..I still need a lotta of those for
> something...something I should have started ages ago
already...*sigh* where's the time going?

Well I'm sure the mice will be the first to know when the Juice
flows. (;

> Welll..at least with the Mice you know 4 Buttons to push that will
> always make them Naughty Mousies...which is a good thing, ne? ^.^

Oh I don't know about that, as with the female no mater what species
she may be, what was the right button last time could be the wrong
button this time. O_o
 
> Papers? uhh..I didn't do anything, REALLY! I never intended to
> unleash that Catnip in front of the Kitty-Bikini-Models! HONEST!

^_^ Well were damn glad you did. ^_^ What a show!!!

> Ahh, yes, Miss Palm and her four Daughters have taken resident with
> you for now...but fear not, the Countdown has started already...and
> that is something many of us others can't rely on -.-

Hey no matter what those girls will never let you down. But tonight
after work I'm going to visit my favorite hooker. "MYSELF"
Yes I'm cheap and always available and I give a great five finger
discount. (;
 
> -Shad "There's good sweat and bad sweat...and the former is always
> the result of something sticky..." Devil

We have another winner. (:

Well my German Panther pal this ends another message so see you later
and there is now only 9 days until the mice return.

Herbie da Bear.
Received on Thu Aug 01 2002 - 12:09:21 CDT

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