> Howdy Shad-Devil.
> The Mices main & only Panther guy.
*sticks out tongue towards all the other Panthers in the world*
Yepp, I'm the only Panther for them...luckily not the only man..or I
would be soooo dead&drained after a few weeks...
> Well anything to make you happy old boy. >;)
Young Lad would be better suited..I'm only 23, you know, gramps? >;P
> the Army underages soldiers can drink, although its frowned on most
> officers look the other way, Hey if your old enough to fight and
die
> for the good old USA then you should be able to have a good stiff
> belt every now and then.
Bah, Underage...in Germany you were legal Age and that is all that
matters...I still don't understand why you guys put the Legal Age at
21 instead of 18. (Though, I heard from a Friend that the brain is
only fully grown with 25 and before that is not really able to be
consentful, meaning that it's actually not possible to have sex with
a girl under 25 without 'raping' her, since she can't consent to it.
I know, the explanation sucks...my first language is still german..)
> Any way someone gotta keep Dr. Pepper going and this good old boy
is
> doing his damndest!
Ya don't have to worry...Dr. Pepper is actually more famous than most
other stuff..heck, I know at least 3 shops near me where I can BUY
that stuff...but try and get some Mountain Dew...no luck...I miss my
Mountain Dew! ARGH!
> Damn straight you will if you ever want to see those secret drawing
I
> have. By the way you being of the male feline persuasion I would
> really appreciate you not marking them as your territory when you
> roll around in them. Thanks!
*snaps fingers* DRATS..and here I hoped I could talk ya out of some
marked pics afterwards O.o;
> Damn straight! You gotta keep one step ahead of the furry artists
to
> keep them under your control.
> Mind you Black mail doesn't work with Jim as he just laughs and
> says "Go ahead I could use the free publicity" oh yes and that goes
> Ditto for Des, Its not nice to even try and black mail her as
she'll
> just draw up something real nasty about you and the whole furry
world
> is laughing at you not with you.
Perish the thought! Trying and blackmailing Des...geeze, even
THINKING that...*shudder*
> Nope $450 Mind you it was for a full color printable piece that
> hopefully will be available as a print next year. :D
> But for a B&W sketch I was charged $30 Which by the way is cheap
> compared to what sone other artists charge who are not half as
> talented as Jim.
*sigh* So much Money...mind you, it's worth the amount..but still, it
makes me wonder if I ever will have so much money to get me more than
a B&W Sketch -.-
> OOPPS! I just realized The Skunkworks AMS Bible was suposed to be a
> secret. Ah!! Just forget I told you about it, so keep it under
your
> hat ok. (;
The truth is out and I doubt I can stop it from spreading....except
if you can talk Jim into posting some of it? >;P
> Sorry Panther Man! But if your going to spend six months in the
good
> old US of A you better get to know some of our history. As boy oh
> boy we got lots of it. (; Well maybe not as much as Germany has as
> you folks have been around since the Romans decided to take a
little
> walk in the Totenburg Forest with 3 legions and came out the other
> side with less than a company. Boy you Germans kicked butt during
> those 3 nasty days in April around 15 AD
> But you have to admit for a country as young as ours we got a whole
> mess of real good history.
Prolly...but since you talk with someone living in the here and now,
and wistfully looking into the future..(when will those idiots
FINALLY manage to make the first GOOD VR-Sex-Machine with Furries,
damnit! -.-)..you are talking to someone who knows only ONE bit of
History...and learned from it. You prolly know what kind of History I
am talking about. Darn $§%&ing AH -.-
> Well Jack Daniel's will do if there's no Southern Comfort to be
had.
> (;
You sure do like your Booze, huh? Some Moonshine to go with that? ;P
> Over 50 year old mice! Hell the girls are both 65 & 68 right now,
> Hey I'm the spring chicken at 53! Didn't they ever tell you they
were
> both great grandmoms?
> Oh boy did they ever pull the wool over your eyes, Ha!! Hell if
> the word got out that they were really two old grey haired grannys
> who like to fool the younger fans into thinking they were two young
> 21 year olds their Group membership would sink faster than the
> Titanic!
> ***********NOTE ONLY KIDDING*********THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME WHEN
> THEY SEE THIS!!! Ha!!
*copies, pastes into a txt-file and sends it to the Mice E-Mail
adress*
I know someone who will get another session with the DFT....*evilgrin*
> As for the bit about the Mices ancestors yiffing Custers men, Well
> unless some of those boys came from Missouri or Quebec Canada I
don't
> think the mices ancestors had anything to do with them yankee boys.
Awwwww....those guys missed out on quite something then.
I won't ask about the full story since I'm not really after History-
facts...I prefer to warp history into something yiffy ;P
> Stopping after plan B fails is not the American way! Hell we'll go
> all the way to plan Z if we have to, We never let anything stop us
> until we get the job done.
*sigh* Ok..then I'll have to use the Ultimate Plan...now...where's my
Bear-narcotics and the Truth-Serum?
> Well most of America are dog lovers, Even the mice has a large
> Wolf/Husky cross they call Nucky. They have a Ferret with tail
rings
> so they call him Chester, and they now have a grey kitten the call
> Deck. Now I bet you can't guess who those two are named after.
> As for me I got about 6 wild Raccoons living in the attic of my
> garage and they are enough pets for me. But I would like to have a
> pet female skunk which I would name Onyx.
Ahh, yes, the Raccoons...I heard ya got a goodnight Kiss from one
while the Mice were away...I bet you prefer Mousey-Kisses, though,
right? ;P
Btw..I would take 3 Skunks as pets IF I would take any...I never can
decide -.-
Though, if you had a Skunk-Pet named Onyx...wouldn't it make you
snicker with embarassment whenever it ate some sausage? O.o;
> Well Yes and No as Jim about it. Ha!!
*grumbles about Bears who have to tease with Half-Information*
> Hey keep trying with the drawing, Even Jim drew stick furrys when
he
> first took up a pencil to draw. It was only at age 5 when everyone
> started to get worried when he started drawing female skunks with
> noticeable genitally. <KIDDING!!>
Ehhh...I once got caught drawing nude girls in Elementary School...we
had to give our Teacher our notebooks so she could look at out
writing etc...and I forgot about the 10+ pages of nude-
drawings...mind me, they were mostly side-drawings and looked very
strange...but tits, nipples and a bush definitely showed their naked
nature O.o;
Boy, did I hear some preachings afterwards -.-
> Damn those blabber mouth Mice!! (:
Oh yes...they tell me the most wondrous things...btw, did they tell
you to gimme some Hints for the 'Tongue-Race'they want to make if I
ever make the trip to USA? ;P
> Well Mr. Pouncing Panther I have a big mess in front of my computer
> that has your name on it for clean up duty.
Sry, Herb, but this Panther only does Clean-up Duty for Mice, made by
Mice ;P Priniples, you understand...
> Why yes I do, Is it that noticeable?
Nahh...but that Syringe labeled 'Bad Nightmare-Fluid' gave ya away a
bit...
> Well I'm sure the mice will be the first to know when the Juice
> flows. (;
Ahh, I dunno...they first will notice THEIR Juices first ;P
> Oh I don't know about that, as with the female no mater what
species
> she may be, what was the right button last time could be the wrong
> button this time. O_o
Ah, nonsense...they'll always like to have those 4 Buttons stroked I
am thinking about. two hills, one valley and one honeybum ;P
> ^_^ Well were damn glad you did. ^_^ What a show!!!
Yeah...but the soreness..that awful soreness! Catnip-laden Kitty's
are really going overboard -.-
> Hey no matter what those girls will never let you down. But
tonight
> after work I'm going to visit my favorite hooker. "MYSELF"
> Yes I'm cheap and always available and I give a great five finger
> discount. (;
*groan* Bad joke, Herb, bad Joke. Ya never have to pay for that one,
after all...except with sore palms ;P
> We have another winner. (:
The Juices flow and some droplets came through...
> Well my German Panther pal this ends another message so see you
later
> and there is now only 9 days until the mice return.
Hey, see it from the Bright side...a 3rd is already over ^.^
> Herbie da Bear.
-Shad "And then there was the young boy who called an ambulance after
he heard his Mom screaming: Oh God! I'm coming!" Devil
Received on Thu Aug 01 2002 - 13:46:30 CDT