I haven't really got time to write stuff, but I just
GOT TO!!!! May be a sign I'm not 'getting enough' at
the moment, though being male, this goes without
saying, doesn't it... Only 9 days till the mice
return Herbie! Maybe you could use some Melon Lotion?
;-)
--- Ross Sauer <patch_at_bytehead.com> wrote:
> I just got this spam e-mail, and right away I
> thought of Lori.
> FREE Cucumber Melon Body Lotion Will Soothe Your
> Body!
I've heard it's been pretty warm in the ol' USA of
late. Not like here were it's been dropping down to a
degree or two above freezing overnight. Thinking of
Melon lotion and warm weather, that would be like,
BEACH! I wonder if the girls what the sisters are up
to?
*dials mobile phone - ringing*
Hey Natasha. What're you up to?
No, I didn't mean what strife are you causing!
You and the sisters are at the beach? You're reading
on a towel. Cool.
Well, yeah, alright then I suppose the beach is better
if it is hot. You go down there one your own?
DES took you and your sisters! Wow, what have you
done to her to make her want to do that?
Oh. I see. Jim's upstate and Val said that Des HAD
to take you for the weekend. So she's not real happy
then.
She's very happy? Dare I ask?
Oh, melon lotion. We thought Lori would have liked
that better.
Yeah that's true, fur plus creams would result in a
gooey mess. So when you say you rubbed it into ALL
parts of Desiree, you mean ALL parts?
Yeah, well it is a public beach, so I suppose you had
to refrain just a little. What's she reckon?
She's asleep! Well I guess it IS relaxing then. It's
got sunblock in it too? Your fur protects you guys a
fair bit, but Des will cook if she goes to sleep in
the sun.
Oh. So that red colour of her skin isn't going to be
chameleon shading when she wakes up.... Somehow I
hope that lotion is really soothing, as I think she's
going to need another dose.
What're your sisters doing? Oh, thanks.
Hey Onyx- Oooh, you okay. No don't encourage Lori to
try that with the volley ball, even if she did hit you
in the head with it...
MMmm. Yeah. Ahuh. Yeah. YEAH? You guys are bad.
So Lori made you guys walk all that way just so she
could 'bump into' the beach volley ball team?
Well, I guess that's okay if you want to play too.
That's Lori calling you to stop talking on the phone?
Yeah, well that is what I guess she means even if it
wasn't what she said.
*loud scuffling noises heard from phone as Scrapper
holds it away from hear ear*
Ah, hey Lori. No of course I didn't mean you don't
know what you're talking about! I was just saying you
were saying what you mean in a different way.
There aren't any kids on the beach are there? Don't
think they should hear that kind of language.
Well unless they are avian and over the age of
consent, I don't think that would be possible
neither...
Yeah, you go back to the volley ball game, don't...
Hello? Hello? HELLO?
Oh, hi Natasha. I suppose at least she threw the
phone in your lap and not into the sea. What're you
reading?
I didn't think you were into romance novels?
OH, you just CALL them that! So doing some research
for work then?
Well if you enjoy your work, then I guess no problem!
Alright cool, I'll let you get back to the book. Just
do us a favour and wake Des in about fifteen minutes,
I'd hate to see her doing a lobster impersonation.
Yeah try and remember for us.
Alright, say Hi to Des and Jim for use when you see
him.
Okay, bye!
*closes slide cover on mobile phone*
Well, it sounds like they're having a good time. Pity
I'm still trapped in the office, but it's Friday and
this dragon is going skiing tomorrow! So I can't
really complain about it being cold, or this just
wouldn't work, would it?
Ride free, citizens! Scrapper, Black Dragon.
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Received on Thu Aug 01 2002 - 19:23:16 CDT