In a message dated 8/29/2002 12:47:50 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
cedric_at_deru.com writes:
> Well I wouldnt say we have no chance...
> 1. Cucumbers can't kiss.
> 2. Cucumbers can't hug.
> 3. Cucumbers can't whisper sweet nothings.
> 4. Cucumbers are cold when they come out of the fridge. And they get soft
> real fast if they're kept warm.
> 5. Cucumbers can't be leaned against.
> 6. Cucumbers aren't self powered :)
> 7. A Cucumber won't keep you from getting hit on.
> 8. Cucumbers won't hold you as you fall asleep.
> 9. A cucumber won't zip up your dress for you.
> 10. A cucumber won't hold the door open for you.
> 11. A cucumber won't take you out to dinner.
> 12. Cucumbers in tuxedoes look ridiculous.
>
13. Cucumbers can't open mayonnaise jars.
14. Cucumbers won't drive so you can do your makeup on the way there.
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Received on Wed Aug 28 2002 - 21:54:43 CDT