>>Well I wouldnt say we have no chance...
>>1. Cucumbers can't kiss.
>>2. Cucumbers can't hug.
>>3. Cucumbers can't whisper sweet nothings.
>>4. Cucumbers are cold when they come out of the fridge. And they get soft
>>real fast if they're kept warm.
>>5. Cucumbers can't be leaned against.
>>6. Cucumbers aren't self powered :)
>>7. A Cucumber won't keep you from getting hit on.
>>8. Cucumbers won't hold you as you fall asleep.
>>9. A cucumber won't zip up your dress for you.
>>10. A cucumber won't hold the door open for you.
>>11. A cucumber won't take you out to dinner.
>>12. Cucumbers in tuxedoes look ridiculous.
>13. Cucumbers can't open mayonnaise jars.
>14. Cucumbers won't drive so you can do your makeup on the way there.
15. even the best cucumber only lasts about a week.
16. Cucumbers don't have tongues.
17. Cucumbers wont't tell you you look beautiful.... right when you need to
hear it.
18. Cucumbers won't welcome you home after a long trip.
19. A Cucumber won't leave a love note for you.
20. You don't know who's handled your cucumber before you....
21. A cucumber won't hold your hand during a scary movie.
22. A cucumber wont spend 50 bucks at a carny to get just that specific
plushie you want.
please add! this is getting fun!
Ced
Received on Wed Aug 28 2002 - 22:35:47 CDT