At 10:46 PM 8/28/02 -0700, you wrote:
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Cedric [mailto:cedric_at_deru.com]
>Sent: Wednesday, August 28, 2002 10:42 PM
>To: SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com
>Subject: Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Better than males, not always
>
>>>Well I wouldnt say we have no chance...
>>>1. Cucumbers can't kiss.
>>>2. Cucumbers can't hug.
>>>3. Cucumbers can't whisper sweet nothings.
>>>4. Cucumbers are cold when they come out of the fridge. And they get
>>>soft real fast if they're kept warm.
>>>5. Cucumbers can't be leaned against.
>>>6. Cucumbers aren't self powered :)
>>>7. A Cucumber won't keep you from getting hit on.
>>>8. Cucumbers won't hold you as you fall asleep.
>>>9. A cucumber won't zip up your dress for you.
>>>10. A cucumber won't hold the door open for you.
>>>11. A cucumber won't take you out to dinner.
>>>12. Cucumbers in tuxedoes look ridiculous.
>>13. Cucumbers can't open mayonnaise jars.
>>14. Cucumbers won't drive so you can do your makeup on the way there.
>15. even the best cucumber only lasts about a week.
>16. Cucumbers don't have tongues.
>17. Cucumbers wont't tell you you look beautiful.... right when you need
>to hear it.
>18. Cucumbers won't welcome you home after a long trip.
>19. A Cucumber won't leave a love note for you.
>20. You don't know who's handled your cucumber before you....
>21. A cucumber won't hold your hand during a scary movie.
>22. A cucumber wont spend 50 bucks at a carny to get just that specific
>plushie you want.
>23. A cucumber can't give you a backrub or massage your shoulders.
>24. A cucumber can't scrub your back in the shower (or get a nice hot bath
>ready).
>25. A cucumber can't tell you a good joke when you really need a laugh.
>26. Who ever heard of a cucumber paying for a nice romantic dinner for two?
>
>Lets see if we can get this all the way to 101 ;-)
>Wyldesyde
27. A cucumber won't change a flat tire for you.
28. A cucumber won't get up in the middle of the night and investigate that
noise you heard.
29. It's just not the same watching the sunset with your cucumber.
30. Same as above for sunrises.
31. Showing off your cucumber to your girlfriends will elicit some really
odd looks.
32. Same as above but It's even worse when it's your parents!
I just keep thinking them up!
Ced
Received on Thu Aug 29 2002 - 00:32:32 CDT