--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_y..., Cedric <cedric_at_d...> wrote:
> At 10:46 PM 8/28/02 -0700, you wrote:
> >
> >-----Original Message-----
> >From: Cedric [mailto:cedric_at_d...]
> >Sent: Wednesday, August 28, 2002 10:42 PM
> >To: SkunkworksAMA_at_y...
> >Subject: Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Better than males, not always
> >
> >>>Well I wouldnt say we have no chance...
> >>>1. Cucumbers can't kiss.
> >>>2. Cucumbers can't hug.
> >>>3. Cucumbers can't whisper sweet nothings.
> >>>4. Cucumbers are cold when they come out of the fridge. And they
get
> >>>soft real fast if they're kept warm.
> >>>5. Cucumbers can't be leaned against.
> >>>6. Cucumbers aren't self powered :)
> >>>7. A Cucumber won't keep you from getting hit on.
> >>>8. Cucumbers won't hold you as you fall asleep.
> >>>9. A cucumber won't zip up your dress for you.
> >>>10. A cucumber won't hold the door open for you.
> >>>11. A cucumber won't take you out to dinner.
> >>>12. Cucumbers in tuxedoes look ridiculous.
> >>13. Cucumbers can't open mayonnaise jars.
> >>14. Cucumbers won't drive so you can do your makeup on the way
there.
> >15. even the best cucumber only lasts about a week.
> >16. Cucumbers don't have tongues.
> >17. Cucumbers wont't tell you you look beautiful.... right when
you need
> >to hear it.
> >18. Cucumbers won't welcome you home after a long trip.
> >19. A Cucumber won't leave a love note for you.
> >20. You don't know who's handled your cucumber before you....
> >21. A cucumber won't hold your hand during a scary movie.
> >22. A cucumber wont spend 50 bucks at a carny to get just that
specific
> >plushie you want.
> >23. A cucumber can't give you a backrub or massage your shoulders.
> >24. A cucumber can't scrub your back in the shower (or get a nice
hot bath
> >ready).
> >25. A cucumber can't tell you a good joke when you really need a
laugh.
> >26. Who ever heard of a cucumber paying for a nice romantic dinner
for two?
> >
> >Lets see if we can get this all the way to 101 ;-)
> >Wyldesyde
>
> 27. A cucumber won't change a flat tire for you.
> 28. A cucumber won't get up in the middle of the night and
investigate that
> noise you heard.
> 29. It's just not the same watching the sunset with your cucumber.
> 30. Same as above for sunrises.
> 31. Showing off your cucumber to your girlfriends will elicit some
really
> odd looks.
> 32. Same as above but It's even worse when it's your parents!
>
> I just keep thinking them up!
> Ced
I suppose we just have to watch out for the unscrupulous Japanese
scientist planning to create a living cucumber. Although the
existance of living vegetables has been confirmed by anyone visiting
McDonalds, or even worse, Little Chef.
Terra
Received on Thu Aug 29 2002 - 05:14:50 CDT