Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Better than males, not always: updated list

From: <slvertyger_at_aol.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 20:06:45 EDT

In a message dated 8/29/2002 8:03:21 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
cedric_at_deru.com writes:


> 55. A cucumber will not take you for long walks in the woods.
> 56. A cucumber will not surprise you with roses.
> 57. A cucumber cannot do that thing you like, you know what I mean.
> 58. A cucumber will not dedicate its every free living moment to you.
>
>

This one just came to me before I head out for the evening...

59. When things go bad, you can't financially dissect a cucumber via divorce.

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