Re: [SkunkworksAMA] Better than males, not always: updated list

From: Jean Chretien <fenir_odinsson_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 19:51:38 -0700 (PDT)

60: Cucumbers do not find you nor anyone else desireable
61: Cucumbers do not appreciate you in the miriad of ways you deserve
62: Cucumbers are not good at washing your back
63: Cucumbers and men both begin smelling funky after a while but while men can be washed, Cucumbers can only be thrown out.
64: Cucumbers cannot be taught proper table manners
65: Cucumbers come in a single color... green.
66: Cucumbers do not come to you when asked... no matter how nice or how loud you call.
67: Cucumbers don't react to all those special things you do in bed.
68: Cucumbers never seem to enjoy being tied to the bed
69: Cucumbers cannot learn to share their feelings
70: A Cucumber is never willing to make you a nice cool cucumber sandwich on the hot days of summer.
71: No matter how many reasons you have, your mother will never understand what you see in that "Green Thing".
 
Fenir
 
 
 
 Cedric wrote:At 08:06 PM 8/29/02 -0400, you wrote:
In a message dated 8/29/2002 8:03:21 PM Eastern Daylight Time, cedric_at_deru.com writes:


55. A cucumber will not take you for long walks in the woods.
56. A cucumber will not surprise you with roses.
57. A cucumber cannot do that thing you like, you know what I mean.
58. A cucumber will not dedicate its every free living moment to you.


This one just came to me before I head out for the evening...

59. When things go bad, you can't financially dissect a cucumber via divorce.


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Received on Thu Aug 29 2002 - 23:53:13 CDT