Wow at this rate I'll be able to post the 202 reasons men are better than
cukes!
Thanks a lot!
Ced
>60: Cucumbers do not find you nor anyone else desireable
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>61: Cucumbers do not appreciate you in the miriad of ways you deserve
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>62: Cucumbers are not good at washing your back
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>63: Cucumbers and men both begin smelling funky after a while but while
>men can be washed, Cucumbers can only be thrown out.
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>64: Cucumbers cannot be taught proper table manners
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>65: Cucumbers come in a single color... green.
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>66: Cucumbers do not come to you when asked... no matter how nice or how
>loud you call.
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>67: Cucumbers don't react to all those special things you do in bed.
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>68: Cucumbers never seem to enjoy being tied to the bed
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>69: Cucumbers cannot learn to share their feelings
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>70: A Cucumber is never willing to make you a nice cool cucumber sandwich
>on the hot days of summer.
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>71: No matter how many reasons you have, your mother will never understand
>what you see in that "Green Thing".
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>Fenir
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> Cedric wrote:
>>At 08:06 PM 8/29/02 -0400, you wrote:
>>>In a message dated 8/29/2002 8:03:21 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
>>>cedric_at_deru.com writes:
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>>>>55. A cucumber will not take you for long walks in the woods.
>>>>56. A cucumber will not surprise you with roses.
>>>>57. A cucumber cannot do that thing you like, you know what I mean.
>>>>58. A cucumber will not dedicate its every free living moment to you.
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>>>This one just came to me before I head out for the evening...
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>>>59. When things go bad, you can't financially dissect a cucumber via
>>>divorce.
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Received on Fri Aug 30 2002 - 03:40:54 CDT