Reminds me of the Rodney Carrington joke on embarrassing toys:
Man buys a toy for his wife / girlfriend. He comes out of the store
with a ' weenie ' in a bag. Took the backroads home. Rolled the
windows up, put on the dark sunglasses. Avoided anyone he knew.
Gets pulled over for running the stopsign and the officer states: " I
need to see your license, registration, proof of insurance, and
what's in the bag?"
The gentlemans reply:
"I don't know officer, I stole this truck. . . . . . "
--- In SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com, "jmhcustomart"
<jmhcustomart_at_y...> wrote:
> --- In SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com, "foxiekins" <Foxiekins@a...>
> wrote:
> > This brings a horrible thought to mind... Desiree sends Jim
> shopping
> > at an Adult Novelty Store, and the Trio runs Amok...
> >
> > Lori "Oooo, I *gotta* try that...!!!"
> >
> > Panicking Clerk "Miss, that's for display only...!!!"
>
> Who do you think gets stuck going in there and buying that shit?
> Des won't go in because "it's embarrassing". I say, if you wanna
> talk about something being embarrassing, try going into an adult
> store, buying some freaky looking sex toys, and then wondering
> whether the clerk believes you when you say "It's for my
> girlfriend".
> But the deal is, if I get the stuff, then she'll use it. It's a
> good trade-off, I reckon. Just awkward as hell.
>
> --JMH, getting ready to hit the hay.
Received on Tue Apr 15 2003 - 16:54:39 CDT