Oh wah! :) Come on, buck up and have FUN. "Holy shit!
It's a fister! I wonder if it'll fit. Hey, clerk.. is
this a good seller?"
Or, buy online, and get a dildo shapped like your
favorite animals.. yes they do exist! Now that would
be fun to request in the store "Oh, and do you have
any of those dildos shapped like dog cocks?"
So think positive, go in, have fun, and come out with
a gurndle of toys you can't wait for her to show off.
-Hobbes
> > Who do you think gets stuck going in there and
> buying that shit?
> > Des won't go in because "it's embarrassing". I
> say, if you wanna
> > talk about something being embarrassing, try going
> into an adult
> > store, buying some freaky looking sex toys, and
> then wondering
> > whether the clerk believes you when you say "It's
> for my
> > girlfriend".
> > But the deal is, if I get the stuff, then she'll
> use it. It's a
> > good trade-off, I reckon. Just awkward as hell.
> >
> > --JMH, getting ready to hit the hay.
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Received on Tue Apr 15 2003 - 17:00:25 CDT