At 12:06 PM 5/31/2005, sean foltz wrote:
> >Hey, take your punishment like>a man, skunkboy. :P Stop trying>to weasle
> >your way out of it. :P
>
>I take offense to that weasel comment which is an obvious species slur
>against my being a skunk! Many people think that speciesism isn’t anything
>that should be taken seriously and think that it’s harmless, but it’s not
>it deanthosises the anthro using the slur and being slurred as well. >_<
Eeep? Wow... Conflict...
"Weasel your way out" refers to the fact that weasels are extremely long,
slender, and flexible, thus allowing them to fit their entire body through
any opening that they can get their head through. This makes them
exceptionally good escape artists, as well as lovers. Anybody who has
ferrets in real life knows this. (Especially after you find the ferret
somehow in an otherwise seemingly-inaccessible location).
Now, skunks on the other hand lack this benefit and just stink. At least
certain ones who smoke too much do. The sisters themselves may not be
quite as agile as weasels, but that's okay.
> >As if the last panel of that>piece wouldn't had clued Jim>in on the parties
> >responible
> >for it. :P
>
>But with his currently impaired vision there was a good chance that Jim
>might not have been able to discern the guilty parties and could have
>possibly mistaken the culprits for a cigar smoking badger and a large
>groundhog in a cowboy hat and vest. O_O
Well, given my statement about smoking skunks stinking, I guess it's a good
thing you're a cigar-smoking badger. ;)
> >No, I believe that the word>you're looking for starts>with the letter S. :P
>
>Yiffed does mean screwed. ;)
A lot of people will disagree with this. The premise being that "Yiff"
does not or should not translate into a negative connotation. So in
positive use: "He screwed me until I was singing last night! It was
wonderful!", you can replace "screwed" with "yiffed". But in negative
sense: "95 down the twisty mountain road. Brakes died. Big cliff ahead.
Steering just locked up. Dude. We're screwed. (In the background, some
porcupine cackles gleefully as he puts away his automotive tools)"... Well,
'yiffed' just doesn't work for most people in that sense. Less so if you
try to say something like "Yiff you, you mother-yiffing yiff-sicle. You're
so yiffing yiffed in the head that your yiffing sense of yiffing humor is
yiffed beyond belief!"... REALLY doesn't work.
> >But seriously, who do I inform>to pick up the corpse after this>is over. :P
>
>Just wrap me in tobacco leaves and have me cremated. : /
You know... if it wasn't for the smell that burning fur makes...
Received on Tue May 31 2005 - 11:36:46 CDT