> Eeep? Wow... Conflict...
> "Weasel your way out" refers to
the fact that weasels are extremely
long, slender, and flexible, thus
allowing them to fit their entire
body through any opening that they
can get their head through. This
makes them exceptionally good
escape artists, as well as lovers.
Anybody who has ferrets in real
life knows this. (Especially after
you find the ferret somehow in an
otherwise seemingly-inaccessible
location).
Things that make you want to go,
hmmmm? :)
> Now, skunks on the other hand lack
this benefit and just stink. At least
certain ones who smoke too much do.
I do not know this person. :)
> The sisters themselves may not be
quite as agile as weasels, but that's
okay.
Pray that you never have to find that
out in person. :P
> Well, given my statement about smoking
skunks stinking, I guess it's a good
thing you're a cigar-smoking badger. ;)
Hmm, never thought of that. How good are
porcupines at smellin'? :P
> A lot of people will disagree with this.
The premise being that "Yiff" does not or
should not translate into a negative
connotation. So in positive use: "He screwed
me until I was singing last night! It was
wonderful!", you can replace "screwed" with
"yiffed". But in negative sense: "95 down the
twisty mountain road. Brakes died. Big cliff
ahead. Steering just locked up. Dude. We're
screwed. (In the background, some porcupine
cackles gleefully as he puts away his
automotive tools)
Oh, that's just so sick and twisted. Hey, is
that you up there, Jim? :)
> "... Well, 'yiffed' just doesn't work for
most people in that sense. Less so if you
try to say something like "Yiff you, you
mother-yiffing yiff-sicle. You're so yiffing
yiffed in the head that your yiffing sense of
yiffing humor is yiffed beyond belief!"...
REALLY doesn't work.
ROFLMFAO! I laughed so hard that I started
crying.
> You know... if it wasn't for the smell
that burning fur makes...
And I stand behind my second hand smoke
comment. :P
Stanley
Received on Tue May 31 2005 - 11:55:39 CDT