Those of you out there with ferrets at home should get a chuckle out of
this...
Falbert
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How to Wash Your Laundry (With Ferrets)
1. Remove ferret from empty laundry basket.
2. Collect dirty clothes from bedroom into laundry basket.
3. Remove ferret from full laundry basket.
4. Carry laundry basket to laundry room.
5. Remove ferret from laundry basket.
6. Open and fill washing machine with dirty clothes.
7. Remove ferret from washing machine.
8. Add detergent to washing machine. Close lid and set cycle.
9. Open lid and remove ferret from washing machine.
10. Close lid start washing cycle again. Wait for cycle to finish.
11. Open dryer.
12. Remove ferret from dryer.
13. Fill dryer with damp clothes from washing machine.
14. Remove ferret from dryer.
15. Close dryer door and start cycle.
16. Open dryer door, remove ferret from dryer, close door rapidly.
17. Remove clean, dry clothes from dryer and place in laundry basket.
18. Carry laundry basket to bedroom without bothering to remove ferret
from basket.
19. Remove ferret from basket repeatedly while folding clothes and
placing them in bureau.
20. Close clothes bureau.
21. Open clothes bureau, remove ferret, close clothes bureau.
22. Carry ferret out of bedroom.
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Falbert Forester albert_at_umpi.maine.edu
Falbert_at_FurryMuck, Tapestries, SPR, and elsewhere
"I've often thought that the underlying fabric of the
universe is plaid." - me
Received on Wed Jun 01 2005 - 12:32:31 CDT