~ROFLMTO~
Good One!!!
Darkstar*still chuckling and winking at her mate* Remind you of
anyone we know, LMTO
-- In SkunkworksAMA_at_yahoogroups.com, "Falbert Forester" <albert_at_p...>
wrote:
>
> Those of you out there with ferrets at home should get a chuckle
out of
> this...
>
> Falbert
>
> ==============
>
> How to Wash Your Laundry (With Ferrets)
>
> 1. Remove ferret from empty laundry basket.
> 2. Collect dirty clothes from bedroom into laundry basket.
> 3. Remove ferret from full laundry basket.
> 4. Carry laundry basket to laundry room.
> 5. Remove ferret from laundry basket.
> 6. Open and fill washing machine with dirty clothes.
> 7. Remove ferret from washing machine.
> 8. Add detergent to washing machine. Close lid and set cycle.
> 9. Open lid and remove ferret from washing machine.
> 10. Close lid start washing cycle again. Wait for cycle to finish.
> 11. Open dryer.
> 12. Remove ferret from dryer.
> 13. Fill dryer with damp clothes from washing machine.
> 14. Remove ferret from dryer.
> 15. Close dryer door and start cycle.
> 16. Open dryer door, remove ferret from dryer, close door rapidly.
> 17. Remove clean, dry clothes from dryer and place in laundry
basket.
> 18. Carry laundry basket to bedroom without bothering to remove
ferret
> from basket.
> 19. Remove ferret from basket repeatedly while folding clothes and
> placing them in bureau.
> 20. Close clothes bureau.
> 21. Open clothes bureau, remove ferret, close clothes bureau.
> 22. Carry ferret out of bedroom.
>
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>
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> Falbert Forester albert_at_u...
> Falbert_at_FurryMuck, Tapestries, SPR, and elsewhere
> "I've often thought that the underlying fabric of the
> universe is plaid." - me
Received on Thu Jun 02 2005 - 10:27:16 CDT