> He threatened me with
a hammer – first speciest
comments, then hammer
beatings, next thing you
know it’ll be lynchings. ;)
Lyncing? Tsk, tsk. Dude,
You really need to chill
since I don't see no
rope in the background. :P
> Grin, she knows that I
know that she’s evil. :D
Oh good, then you can tell
her yourself, as she's right
behind you. :P
> Subrosa – under the rose –
made more sense in the context
that you used rose. Mine facts,
they doeth art straight, tiss
thy own syntax that lacketh. ;)
Mine syntax be fine, tis be ye
that be out of whack, ye cad. :P
> There’s never an excuse for
discrimination in any form,
but see how the violence
progresses? First it’s simple
speciest comments, then threats
with hammers and now this gent
is searching for his rifle. O_O
You really do need to chill,
dude, unless you want a date
with a rubber room with your
name on it. :P
> Grin, it’s my general XP that
anti-smokers tend to be pro-dopers
– there’s a good chance that you
or a buddy might have already
used them on yourselves
recreationally. ;)
Sorry, I don't smoke, and I don't
do dope. And I don't drink alcohol
either. Only dope I know of is
a boxing rope-a-dope. :P
> Testing the agility of the skunk
sisters unpleasant at any point?
Come now, you’re making me doubt
your heterosexuality there my
friend. ;)
Oh, yes there is. As they'll probably
want you to do it again, and again
and again... Need I continue, else
you'll be one very tired skunky. :P
> Tisk, tisk, tisk – more threats –
see, this is what letting speciesism
go causes. O_o
You really need to take a nap, dude.
Here, let me help you. :P
> Nope – he even knows if there’s
mail from me when he gets home as
it usually sits in my truck for a
day or two absorbing cigar smoke
before it gets mailed. ;)
Guess he'll have no problem finding
you, then? :P
> Don’t forget to deactivate the safety
first.
What are you talking about? It was
already off. You just didn't notice. :P
> Uh-huh – that’s what they told Shindler
when he started stockpiling guns in 1930.
I think you're confusing Nazi Germany with
the US, dude. :P
> Wahaha! You didn’t remove the safety so
you now get the hear the loneliest sound
in the world – “click!” ;)
What are you talking about, the safety is
off. Say hello to the sandman, dude. :P
Now, where's the skunksisters so I can
tell them where you are, as I think you'll
really be needing that rest. I love it
when a plan comes together. :P
Stanley
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Received on Thu Jun 02 2005 - 07:06:37 CDT