RE: [SkunkworksAMA] Speciesism and other problems

From: sean foltz <cigarskunk_at_hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 13:39:45 +0000

> Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005 16:23:05 GMT
> From: "leoni2_at_juno.com" <leoni2_at_juno.com>
>Subject: Re: Speciesism and other problems
>
>You really do need to chill,>dude. :P You starting to see>things that
>aren't there. :P

He threatened me with a hammer – first speciest comments, then hammer
beatings, next thing you know it’ll be lynchings. ;)

>Oh, hi Des, I didn't hear you>come in. :P

Grin, she knows that I know that she’s evil. :D

>What conspiracy, dude? Was using a>shakespear reference. Get thy
>facts>straight, you bounder. :P

Subrosa – under the rose – made more sense in the context that you used
rose. Mine facts, they doeth art straight, tiss thy own syntax that
lacketh. ;)

>I have an excuse. My dad use to smoke.>And I was real happy when he quit.
>No
>more second hand smoke. Yah!!! Ahem,>but I digress. :P (The ironic thing
>is,>he and my mom now live in Va. Tobacco>Country.)>Nuff said. Now then,
>where's my rifle?

There’s never an excuse for discrimination in any form, but see how the
violence progresses? First it’s simple speciest comments, then threats with
hammers and now this gent is searching for his rifle. O_O

>Nope, don't know the guy. I happen>to run in different circles. :P>Ah,
>here's my rifle, now where are>those industrial strength tranks?

Grin, it’s my general XP that anti-smokers tend to be pro-dopers – there’s a
good chance that you or a buddy might have already used them on yourselves
recreationally. ;)

>Bet it wasn't a too pleasant experience>along the way to the end. :P

Testing the agility of the skunk sisters unpleasant at any point? Come now,
you’re making me doubt your heterosexuality there my friend. ;)

>Ah, here's the tranks. Now to start>loading them into the rifle.

Tisk, tisk, tisk – more threats – see, this is what letting speciesism go
causes. O_o

>Guess Jim won't have to hard a time>finding you. :P

Nope – he even knows if there’s mail from me when he gets home as it usually
sits in my truck for a day or two absorbing cigar smoke before it gets
mailed. ;)

>There. Tranks in rifle. Now then, have>to aim the rifle.

Don’t forget to deactivate the safety first.

>You really do need to relax, dude. You're>starting to see conspiracies
>everywhere.

Uh-huh – that’s what they told Shindler when he started stockpiling guns in
1930. _

>Fire! Say goodnight, CS. :P And have>a nice nap. :P I really think you
>need>it. ;)

Wahaha! You didn’t remove the safety so you now get the hear the loneliest
sound in the world – “click!” ;)
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> Date: Wed, 1 Jun 2005 11:54:38 -0700
> From: "Akal Ashata Alis" <akalalis_at_earthlink.com>
>Subject: RE: Speciesism and other problems
>
>I actually find it pretty funny - but then again, I have a very twisted
>sense of humor. Goes with being a fox, I suppose. But then again, unlike
>the
>stereotype, I'm a (mostly) straight fox (last of a dying breed, according
>to
>various people), so go figure.

They would appear to be correct from what the vixens have been telling me –
unless your species straightens up a bit, you guys are going to either go
totally AE or face extinction. ;)
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> Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 02:55:50 -0000
> From: "Take a wild, friggin guess" <a_change_of_plans_at_yahoo.com>
>Subject: Geez, I disappear for a few weeks, and look what happens! ;P
>
> Oh, and the whole "Species" thread seems to have been started in
>jest. There's no real flame war there. It's just hard to convey
>sarcasm sometimes, I reckon.

Yup – pure humor – anyone who’s taking it seriously needs help. O_O

CS
Received on Thu Jun 02 2005 - 06:41:06 CDT

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