RE: [SkunkworksAMA] Speciesism and other problems

From: sean foltz <cigarskunk_at_hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:14:55 +0000

> Date: Thu, 2 Jun 2005 14:04:50 GMT
> From: "leoni2_at_juno.com" <leoni2_at_juno.com>
>Subject: RE: Speciesism and other problems

>Lyncing? Tsk, tsk. Dude,>You really need to chill>since I don't see no>rope
>in the background. :P

Well, actually, I’d rather be lynched then beatin to death with a hammer as
hanging is a bit faster and humane. O_O

>Oh good, then you can tell>her yourself, as she's right>behind you. :P

LOL – I’ve already told her to her face several times – she knows that I
know. :D

>Mine syntax be fine, tis be ye>that be out of whack, ye cad. :P

Nay knave – thy syntax doest sucketh. ;)

>You really do need to chill,>dude, unless you want a date>with a rubber
>room with your
>name on it. :P

Only if said rubber room has half a dozen skunkets in it and I’m supplied
with a super soaker full of baby oil. :D

>Sorry, I don't smoke, and I don't>do dope. And I don't drink
>alcohol>either. Only dope I know of is>a boxing rope-a-dope. :P

Don’t smoke or drink – pah – commie. :P

>Oh, yes there is. As they'll probably>want you to do it again, and
>again>and again...

And the down side to that is what? O_o

>Need I continue, else>you'll be one very tired skunky. :P

Calling in sick for work Monday because I’m terminally exhausted from
testing the agility of the skunk sisters over the weekend is not a bad
thing. :9

>Guess he'll have no problem finding>you, then? :P

Nope, just follow your nose!

>What are you talking about? It was>already off. You just didn't notice. :P

Pah, poor gun handling – no one with more then half a brain loads a firearm
when the safety is in the off position – that’s how idiots hurt themselves
and others – tisk, tisk, tisk.

>I think you're confusing Nazi Germany with>the US, dude. :P

I think you’re confusing the owner of the local antique firearms museum with
Hollywood dude – you need to get out a bit. Hey, isn’t there some rule in
internet debates that the first one to bring up Nazis loses? ;)

>What are you talking about, the safety is>off. Say hello to the sandman,
>dude. :P

Grin, most likely you ended up shooting yourself in your own foot while
trying to load that thing with the safety off – you’ve never handled a real
gun in your life, have you Stan? ;) If you’re interested, you can come
along if we do our furry shoot this year at AC – we need someone to hold the
targets after all. ;)

>Now, where's the skunksisters so I can>tell them where you are, as I think
>you'll
>really be needing that rest. I love it>when a plan comes together. :P

Grin – no need to tranq me – tell me where the sisters are and I’ll drive
there myself. :D
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> Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 17:33:13 -0000
> From: "Darkstar Concolor" <darkstar_concolor_at_yahoo.com>
>Subject: Re: Speciesism and other problems
>
>*passes out huggs and scratches to unruffle ruffled furr*>Darkstar ;)

LOL – fret not – no fur ruffled here – we’re all having fun. :D
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> Date: Fri, 03 Jun 2005 05:25:02 +0000
> From: "Exodus Shadow" <HSJadeFalcon_at_hotmail.com>
>Subject: RE: Speciesism and other problems
>
>This is.. A joke.. Right?

Of course – I’m the most conservative and politically correct person on this
group most likely – the odds of me whining like this in earnest is somewhere
between zero and nill – I’m just making fun of political correctness and
seeing how my opponent, Stan, is African American in RL, it’s a doubly fun
“debate” with him playing the part of the insensitive, gun toting
conservative. :D
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> Date: Fri, 03 Jun 2005 05:29:01 +0000
> From: "Exodus Shadow" <HSJadeFalcon_at_hotmail.com>
>Subject: RE: Speciesism and other problems
>
>lol Sorry guys I missed an E-mail while reading though all of them.. Either
>way I was laughing my ass off XD

NP – glad you enjoyed – I know I’m having fun with it too.

CS

PS – Just a note, is there any chance that people can reply to an email
without quoting the entire 50 line email just to make a one or two line
response?
Received on Fri Jun 03 2005 - 09:15:02 CDT

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