> Well, actually, I'd rather be
lynched then beatin to death
with a hammer as hanging is a
bit faster and humane. O_O
More humane? You do realize that
lynching involves a snapped neck,
don't ya, boyo? :P
> LOL – I've already told her to
her face several times – she
knows that I know. :D
And you're still breathing? Right
sure you did. Do you have photographic
proof? :P
> Nay knave – thy syntax doest sucketh. ;)
Nay, scandral. Tis be thy syntax tat
be smelleth. :P
> Only if said rubber room has half a
dozen skunkets in it and I'm supplied
with a super soaker full of baby oil. :D
In Bush's America? Nope, but I think
I can set you up with a smelly bear
with a damp sponge. :P
> Don't smoke or drink – pah – commie. :P
Commie, moi? Wrong, I'm your worst
nightmare. A liberal that is a
middle of the roader. :P
> And the down side to that is what? O_o
You might not survive the experience.
Bwahahahahahahaha! Ahem, or be unable
to walk for the rest of your life. :P
> Calling in sick for work Monday because
I'm terminally exhausted from testing the
agility of the skunk sisters over the
weekend is not a bad thing. :9
Like they're going to buy that. :P
> Nope, just follow your nose!
No, you mean he'll be following your
smell.
> Pah, poor gun handling – no one with
more then half a brain loads a firearm
when the safety is in the off position
– that's how idiots hurt themselves
and others – tisk, tisk, tisk.
I know what I'm doing.
> I think you're confusing the owner of
the local antique firearms museum with
Hollywood dude – you need to get out a
bit. Hey, isn't there some rule in
internet debates that the first one to
bring up Nazis loses? ;)
Nope. Only Schindler I know use to own a
factory in Germany. And sorry, don't buy
that rule for this case. :P
> Grin, most likely you ended up shooting
yourself in your own foot while trying to
load that thing with the safety off –
you've never handled a real gun in your
life, have you Stan? ;)
Sorry to inform you, but I was in ROTC
during the time Reagan was the head of
the country. So I'd handled an M-16 and
an M-1 Springfield and had fired both. :P
So, I know how to handle a gun. :P
> If you're interested, you can come along
if we do our furry shoot this year at AC –
we need someone to hold the targets after
all. ;)
No thanks. Besides, it was all a ploy to get
you close enough for: Clicks off the safety
and fires the tranq which should hit you in
the chest. Nighty, nighty, Skunky.
> Grin – no need to tranq me – tell me where
the sisters are and I'll drive there myself.
:D
No, no. I think this would be better.
Especially what I plan to do to you in
the meantime. Bwahahahahahahahaha! :P
> Of course – I'm the most conservative
and politically correct person on this
group most likely
Conservative and PC? Wait a minute, is
there such a critter? I thought they
were a myth. :P
– the odds of me whining like this in
earnest is somewhere between zero and
nill – I'm just making fun of political
correctness and seeing how my opponent,
Stan, is African American in RL, it's
a doubly fun "debate" with him playing
the part of the insensitive, gun toting
conservative. :D
Gun toting conservative?
I'm a Centrist, plus I wouldn't allow a
gun within 50 ft. of my present residence.
But, please, I think some of the PCness
have gotten out of hand. And I think CS
knows that.
Stanley
Received on Fri Jun 03 2005 - 17:22:33 CDT