--- On Thu, 7/10/08, Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net> wrote:
From: Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net>
Subject: Fw: Billy Connolly and his wisdom
To: "Amy Adams" <turtlechick76_at_yahoo.com>, "Florence Rini" <docfrini_at_gmail.com>, "Joe Goodman big Daddy" <bdj70x7_at_aol.com>, "Kevin Countess" <stretch96_at_hotmail.com>, "Larry Bursee" <brslar_at_aol.com>, "Lewis Adams" <lewis_adams78_at_yahoo.com>, "Mariah Williams" <mariah_tobiasw_at_yahoo.com>, "Mary Schnider" <marylsracine_at_aol.com>, "Misty Carranza" <shalynn17_at_yahoo.com>, "Paul Bond" <tiggertron_at_yahoo.com>, "Richard Huber" <richard2672_at_yahoo.com>, "Robbie Ervin" <robertervin2006_at_yahoo.com>, "ROBERT RODRIGUEZ" <venegas57_at_msn.com>, "Russ Williams" <russinsouthcal_at_yahoo.com>, "steven sieverling" <slsieverling_at_hotmail.com>
Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 7:04 AM
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-------Original Message-------
From: Seosamh
Date: 7/10/2008 12:27:26 AM
To: Elvin Quinones
Subject: Fw: Billy Connolly and his wisdom
----- Original Message -----
From: Deegan, Declan
To: Reamsbottom, Peter ; O'Neill, Ciaran ; Morgan, Graham ; Frank O'Connell ; gussher_at_celestica.com ; SEAN.KAVANAGH_at_Nypro.com ; pat moran ; Kelly, Ivan ; Butler, John (GP - EMEA) ; Woods, Frank ; Campbell, Frank ; MacNamee, Thomas ; MacEvilly, Myles (DIMO, Supply Chain) ; McLafferty, Brian ; Jankowski, Lucas ; Gorka, Przemyslaw ; Gleeson, Sean ; Holbrook, Joe ; Seosamh ; Conroy, Tony ; deeganpa_at_eircom.net
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:35 PM
Subject: FW: Billy Connolly and his wisdom
Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?
How stupid are we?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
Fuck 'em!!
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.
I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
Billy Connolly
PS Send me 15 bucks and then fuck off.
Received on Thu Jul 10 2008 - 11:37:20 CDT