--- On Thu, 7/10/08, Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net> wrote:
From: Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net>
Subject: Fw: Fwd: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!! Guys this one was just too funny not to forward
To: "Amy Adams" <turtlechick76_at_yahoo.com>, "David Miller" <davidamiller42_at_att.net>, "Eric" <hungryeric_at_yahoo.com>, "Florence Rini" <docfrini_at_gmail.com>, "Joe Daly" <seosamhdaly_at_gmail.com>, "Joe Goodman big Daddy" <bdj70x7_at_aol..com>, "Kevin Countess" <stretch96_at_hotmail.com>, "Larry Bursee" <brslar_at_aol..com>, "Lewis Adams" <lewis_adams78_at_yahoo.com>, "Lianna Thomas" <singin.angel_at_hotmail.com>, "Mariah Williams" <mariah_tobiasw_at_yahoo.com>, "Misty Carranza" <shalynn17_at_yahoo.com>, "Paul Bond" <tiggertron_at_yahoo.com>, "Richard Huber" <richard2672_at_yahoo.com>, "Robbie Ervin" <robertervin2006_at_yahoo.com>, "ROBERT RODRIGUEZ" <venegas57_at_msn.com>, "Russ Williams" <russinsouthcal_at_yahoo.com>, VIVIAN724_at_bellsouth.net
Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 7:48 AM
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-------Original Message-------
From: marylsracine_at_aol.com
Date: 7/9/2008 8:09:55 PM
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Subject: Fwd: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!! Guys this one was just too funny not to forward
-----Original Message-----
From: Lee Benning <lbenning1_at_wi.rr.com>
To: Tom Stindle <tstindle_at_wi.rr.com>; Theresa <tawalley_at_yahoo.com>; Sandy <lizardmom_at_wi.net>; Rich <wolfdog965_at_yahoo.com>; Paul <rebelrusty69_at_aol.com>; Mary <marylsracine_at_aol.com>; Keith <eagle_wolf1313_at_yahoo.com>; Jess Frey <thejessterfrey_at_yahoo.com>; Al Langdon <al_langdon_at_hotmail.com>
Sent: Wed, 9 Jul 2008 9:46 pm
Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
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----- Original Message -----
From: Elizabeth
To: Susan Patty ; Jane Martinez ; Lora Ludwigson ; laura ; Lori Winters ; Windledbln_at_aol.com ; Lee ; Kathleen Venci ; B & M Schattner ; Cat ; davidandkayron venci ; deb paulich ; tina brizius ; Ben Patty
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:20 PM
Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
----- Original Message -----
From: Katherine
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 9:23 AM
Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was
the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of
those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between
our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so
she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how
much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy
that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had
no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to
what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they
kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. " Do
you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to
me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't
you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told
her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put
it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of
my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT
Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher
tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine . The mother
says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
Dispatcher: Rush him to the emergency room!
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Received on Thu Jul 10 2008 - 11:33:19 CDT