I don't know if I should laugh or cry or both..
-Kilo the Skunk
On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 9:33 PM, paul bond <tiggertron_at_yahoo.com> wrote:
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> --- On *Thu, 7/10/08, Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net>* wrote:
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> From: Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net>
> Subject: Fw: Fwd: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!! Guys this one was just too
> funny not to forward
> To: "Amy Adams" <turtlechick76_at_yahoo.com>, "David Miller" <
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> Bond" <tiggertron_at_yahoo.com>, "Richard Huber" <richard2672_at_yahoo.com>,
> "Robbie Ervin" <robertervin2006_at_yahoo.com>, "ROBERT RODRIGUEZ" <
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> VIVIAN724_at_bellsouth.net
> Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 7:48 AM
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> *-------Original Message-------*
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> *From:* marylsracine_at_aol.com
> *Date:* 7/9/2008 8:09:55 PM
> *To:* jedijiminy_at_verizon.net; sandrajas_at_mwt.net; lkrumrai_at_hotmail.com;
> Papercraftsupply_at_aol.com; spenkive_at_hotmail.com; ItRains241_at_yahoo.com;
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> vie_4_at_hotmail.com; rgkert_at_mwt.net
> *Subject:* Fwd: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!! Guys this one was just too
> funny not to forward
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Lee Benning <lbenning1_at_wi.rr.com>
> To: Tom Stindle <tstindle_at_wi.rr.com>; Theresa <tawalley_at_yahoo.com>; Sandy
> <lizardmom_at_wi.net>; Rich <wolfdog965_at_yahoo.com>; Paul <
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> eagle_wolf1313_at_yahoo.com>; Jess Frey <thejessterfrey_at_yahoo.com>; Al
> Langdon <al_langdon_at_hotmail.com>
> Sent: Wed, 9 Jul 2008 9:46 pm
> Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
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> ----- Original Message ----- *From:* Elizabeth <ejackson35_at_wi.rr.com>
> *To:* Susan Patty <healthnut57_at_webtv.net> ; Jane Martinez<jjanesway_at_sbcglobal.net>; Lora
> Ludwigson <loraann04_at_yahoo.com> ; laura <llohner_at_hotmail.com> ; Lori
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> Cat <kitinip_at_gmail.com> ; davidandkayron venci <dvenci2003_at_yahoo.com> ; deb
> paulich <dpaulich_at_wi.rr.com> ; tina brizius <tbrizius_at_sfacamp.org> ; Ben
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> *Sent:* Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:20 PM
> *Subject:* Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
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> ----- Original Message ----- *From:* Katherine <parrot_at_wi.rr.com>
> *To:* Undisclosed-Recipient:;
> *Sent:* Wednesday, July 02, 2008 9:23 AM
> *Subject:* Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
>
>
> ONE
>
> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
> nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was
> the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
> "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
>
>
> TWO
>
> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of
>
> those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between
> our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my
>
> items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so
>
> she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know
> how
> much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy
> that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had
>
> no clue to what had just happened.
>
>
> THREE
>
> A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
> and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to
> what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they
> kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
>
>
> FOUR
>
> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. " Do
> you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
> you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
> battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
> "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to
>
> me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't
>
> you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
>
>
> FIVE
>
> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
> she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
> typing
> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told
> her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
> put
> it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
>
>
> SIX
>
>
> I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
> towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
> and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked
> the
> manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
> control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
>
>
> SEVEN
>
> My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
> of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
> with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
> branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of
>
> my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
>
>
> EIGHT
>
> Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
> colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
> The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
> copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
> Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
>
>
> NINE
>
> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher
>
> tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine . The mother
> says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
>
> Dispatcher: Rush him to the emergency room!
>
> Life is tough It's tougher if you're stupid
> and remember - these people can vote.
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Received on Fri Jul 11 2008 - 00:05:13 CDT