Thanks for all the email addresses. I should copy them all and tell
them I hate them.
On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 10:42 PM, Lanvi <lanvil_at_gmail.com> wrote:
> I don't know if I should laugh or cry or both..
>
> -Kilo the Skunk
>
> On Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 9:33 PM, paul bond <tiggertron_at_yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>> --- On Thu, 7/10/08, Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net> wrote:
>>
>> From: Elvin Quinones <jedijiminy_at_verizon.net>
>> Subject: Fw: Fwd: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!! Guys this one was just too
>> funny not to forward
>> To: "Amy Adams" <turtlechick76_at_yahoo.com>, "David Miller"
>> <davidamiller42_at_att.net>, "Eric" <hungryeric_at_yahoo.com>, "Florence Rini"
>> <docfrini_at_gmail.com>, "Joe Daly" <seosamhdaly_at_gmail.com>, "Joe Goodman big
>> Daddy" <bdj70x7_at_aol.com>, "Kevin Countess" <stretch96_at_hotmail.com>, "Larry
>> Bursee" <brslar_at_aol.com>, "Lewis Adams" <lewis_adams78_at_yahoo.com>, "Lianna
>> Thomas" <singin.angel_at_hotmail.com>, "Mariah Williams"
>> <mariah_tobiasw_at_yahoo.com>, "Misty Carranza" <shalynn17_at_yahoo.com>, "Paul
>> Bond" <tiggertron_at_yahoo.com>, "Richard Huber" <richard2672_at_yahoo.com>,
>> "Robbie Ervin" <robertervin2006_at_yahoo.com>, "ROBERT RODRIGUEZ"
>> <venegas57_at_msn.com>, "Russ Williams" <russinsouthcal_at_yahoo.com>,
>> VIVIAN724_at_bellsouth.net
>> Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 7:48 AM
>>
>>
>>
>> -------Original Message-------
>>
>> From: marylsracine_at_aol.com
>> Date: 7/9/2008 8:09:55 PM
>> To: jedijiminy_at_verizon.net; sandrajas_at_mwt.net; lkrumrai_at_hotmail.com;
>> Papercraftsupply_at_aol.com; spenkive_at_hotmail.com; ItRains241_at_yahoo.com;
>> vschneider_at_schneidersoft.com; eschneider_at_schneidersoft.com;
>> vie_4_at_hotmail.com; rgkert_at_mwt.net
>> Subject: Fwd: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!! Guys this one was just too funny
>> not to forward
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Lee Benning <lbenning1_at_wi.rr.com>
>> To: Tom Stindle <tstindle_at_wi.rr.com>; Theresa <tawalley_at_yahoo.com>; Sandy
>> <lizardmom_at_wi.net>; Rich <wolfdog965_at_yahoo.com>; Paul
>> <rebelrusty69_at_aol.com>; Mary <marylsracine_at_aol.com>; Keith
>> <eagle_wolf1313_at_yahoo.com>; Jess Frey <thejessterfrey_at_yahoo.com>; Al Langdon
>> <al_langdon_at_hotmail.com>
>> Sent: Wed, 9 Jul 2008 9:46 pm
>> Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: Elizabeth
>> To: Susan Patty ; Jane Martinez ; Lora Ludwigson ; laura ; Lori Winters ;
>> Windledbln_at_aol.com ; Lee ; Kathleen Venci ; B & M Schattner ; Cat ;
>> davidandkayron venci ; deb paulich ; tina brizius ; Ben Patty
>> Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2008 9:20 PM
>> Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: Katherine
>> To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
>> Sent: Wednesday, July 02, 2008 9:23 AM
>> Subject: Fw: You Just Can't Fix Stupid!!
>>
>> ONE
>>
>> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
>> have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
>> nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
>> counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was
>> the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
>> "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
>>
>>
>> TWO
>>
>> I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
>> lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one
>> of
>> those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between
>> our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of
>> my
>> items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code
>> so
>> she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know
>> how
>> much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy
>> that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She
>> had
>> no clue to what had just happened.
>>
>>
>> THREE
>>
>> A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive
>> and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to
>> what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they
>> kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
>>
>>
>> FOUR
>>
>> I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. " Do
>> you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
>> the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
>> you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
>> battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
>> "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys
>> to
>> me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why
>> don't
>> you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
>>
>>
>> FIVE
>>
>> Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day
>> she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
>> typing
>> paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told
>> her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper,
>> put
>> it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
>>
>>
>> SIX
>>
>>
>> I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
>> towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
>> and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked
>> the
>> manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
>> control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
>>
>>
>> SEVEN
>>
>> My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office
>> of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
>> with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
>> branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back
>> of
>> my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
>>
>>
>> EIGHT
>>
>> Police in Radnor , Pa. interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
>> colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
>> The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
>> copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
>> Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
>>
>>
>> NINE
>>
>> A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
>> take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The
>> dispatcher
>> tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and it should be fine . The mother
>> says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
>>
>> Dispatcher: Rush him to the emergency room!
>>
>> Life is tough It's tougher if you're stupid
>> and remember - these people can vote.
>>
>>
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>
Received on Fri Jul 11 2008 - 11:43:04 CDT